“How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.”
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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
“You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.”
“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.”
“If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.”