“I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.”
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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
“If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”