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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
“Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.”
“Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.”
“I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'”
“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.”