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Famous Phyllis Diller Quotes
“When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.”
“If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.”
“The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.”