“I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?”
“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
“My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.”
“I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.”