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Famous Stewart Stafford Quotes
“You can tell you're getting old when authority figures all start to look 12-years-old to you.”
“The great wisdom of ageing is to be as forthcoming as a Freemason when people ask how old you are.”
“Breakfast, when the night's secrets go unspoken and the day's plans echo the cock's crow.”
“With time-lashed features, the aged stoop to bow out of life.”
“There is nothing as pitiful as a politician who is deficient in relaying untruths.”
“If drinking alcohol gives people Dutch courage, then drinking coffee gives me Dutch energy.”
“The day you stop getting excited about Christmas is the day you become officially old.”
“Interstellar travel is like a flight to Australia on acid.”
“Never forget those who go out of their way to help or harm you.”
“A psychic told me I could be a medium. I told her that was impossible as I'm an extra large!”
“The only time for blind patriotism is when standing blindfolded before a firing squad.”