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“One does not contradict the other.Straight-faced is the basis of all decent comedy.”
“Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.”
“A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
“Don't get it right, just get it written.”
“A lot of people say that comedy doesnt travel well. I found it very accessible.”
“We are in desperate need of a well-done romantic lesbian comedy.”
“The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.”
“I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.”
“I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.”
“If I want to act relaxed, it's going to take all my cunning, skill, and concentration.”
“I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.”
“I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.”
“When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.”
“I certainly love doing comedy and feel most comfortable near it.”
“Every few months I'll pop into a comedy club or go to Vegas.”
“All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.”