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“That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.”
“I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.”
“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
“I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”
“If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.”
“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
“Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?”
“Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?”
“I'm always willing to endure humiliation on behalf of my characters.”
“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.”
“When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.”
“I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.”
“It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway.”
“My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.”
“I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy.”