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“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”
“Never fight an inanimate object.”
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“I always advise people never to give advice.”
Source: Fore!: The Best of Wodehouse on Golf
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
Source: A Remarkable Medicine Has Been Overlooked
“I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused.”