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Source: Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].
“Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)
“Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.”
Source: Living Beyond Your Feelings: Controlling Emotions So They Don't Control You
“Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"”
Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going.”
Source: Holy Spirit Are We Flammable or Fireproof?
“He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend