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“It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”

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Book:Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark
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“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

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Author:Woody Allen
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“It is great fun dying in the United States of America. It is great fun first of all for the undertakers who make a wonderful living out of it but also for the deceased who suddenly becomes the centre of attention and fuss.”

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Book:How to scrape skies: the United States explored, rediscovered and explained
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