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“Wit is educated insolence.”

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Book:The Rhetoric of Aristotle: A Translation

Source: The Rhetoric of Aristotle: A Translation

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“A witty saying proves nothing.”

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Author:Voltaire

“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”

“Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.”

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Author:Guy Davenport

“This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.”

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Author:Wolfgang Pauli

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”

“Being bored is an insult to oneself.”

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Book:The journal of Jules Renard

Source: The journal of Jules Renard

“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”

“Don't say yes until I finish talking.”

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Author:Darryl F. Zanuck

“I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.”