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“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”

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Book:Business @ the Speed of Thought: Succeeding in the Digital Economy

Source: Business @ the Speed of Thought: Succeeding in the Digital Economy

“If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.”

“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”

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Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger

“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”

“You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.”

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Author:Noel Coward

“Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.”

“Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.”

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Book:The Compensations of Librarianship

Source: The Compensations of Librarianship

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”

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Author:Tommy Cooper

“Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.”