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“The Church has always been willing to swap off treasures in heaven for cash down.”
“Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.”
“I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.”
“Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.”
“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
“An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.”
“To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.”
“A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.”
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.”
“God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.”
“He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.”