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“Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.”

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“Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers.”

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“Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.”

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“When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.”

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“Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.”

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“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”

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“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”

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“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”

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“Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.”

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