Best Smoking Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings Page 19

“If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more.”

Ifs Able Church Drinking Curse Smoking Smoking And Drinking

“Ten to 20 years out, driving your car will be viewed as equivalently immoral as smoking cigarettes around other people is today.”

People Years Today Car Ten Driving Smoking Cigarette Immoral Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Marc Andreessen

“When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did was piss me off because I was out of cigarettes.”

Mom Caught My Mom Smoke Smoking Grades Cigarette Smoking Cigarettes Seventh Grade

Author:Pink

“You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.”

People Knows Feels May States Stuff Know How Cutting Heard Easier Grass Smoking How You Feel

Author:Pat Morita

“I will go so far as to say probably smoking had something to do with my pancreatic cancer.”

Cancer Smoking Pancreatic Cancer

Author:Patrick Swayze

“I applaud the American Cancer Society for all they do to eradicate smoking. Their local, state and national efforts help to discourage young people from taking up this deadly habit and the resources they provide have helped numerous smokers quit.”

People States Helping Young Effort Habit Resources Cancer Quitting Locals Smoking Reincarnation Discouraging Quit Smoking Smokers American Cancer Society

Author:Allyson Schwartz

“We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.”

Kind School High School Smoking Sections Immature

Author:Matt Stone

“When I was an art student in the early 60′s before the acid scene began I was smoking pot just like anyone else who was an artist.”

Art Artist Students Scene Smoking Pot Marijuana Acid Art Students Smoking Pot

Author:Bill Griffith

“I had always turned it down-to me, smoking pot was absolutely the worst thing in the world. I thought of it as an addiction, and all my friends who smoked it, I felt they really needed help.”

World Helping Felt Worst Needed My Friends Addiction Smoking Pot Worst Things Smoking Pot Needed Help

Author:Tommy Rettig

“What a blessing this smoking is! Perhaps the greatest that we owe to the discovery of America.”

America Blessing Discovery Smoking Discovery Of America

Book:Friends in Council

Source: Friends in Council

“Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.”

Smoking Cigarette

Author:Martin Amis

“We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.”

Want War Stupid Gun Clouds Iraq Uncertainty Smoking Iraq War Mushrooms Wmds In Iraq American War

Book:No Higher Honor: A Memoir of My Years in Washington

Source: No Higher Honor: A Memoir of My Years in Washington

“If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline. ''Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order,'' I'd reply, ''so I can go on drinking and smoking!''”

Ifs I Can Order Goes On Offers Devil Drinking Smoking Decline Good Work Lungs Liver Resurgence Smoking And Drinking

Author:Luis Bunuel

“Still. Smokers out there, you know what I'm talking about. That moment, after you've had a huge meal, say at Thanksgiving, when you step outside in the cold, light up a cigarette and take a deep inhale ... that's about the best moment in the world, you know? All the smokers out there, you know that feeling. Sometimes, smoking is fantastic.”

Knows World Stills Sometimes Moments Feelings Light Talking Steps Huge Cold Fantastic Meals Smoking That Moment Cigarette Light Up Inhale Smokers Best Moments

Author:Jim Leyland

“The two Christians met on the way many people who were going to their towns, women and men, with a firebrand in the hand, herbs to drink the smoke thereof, as they are accustomed.”

People Men Way Firsts Two Hands Christian Certain Drink Mets Men And Women Towns Smoke Smoking Accustomed Tobacco Herbs

Author:Christopher Columbus

“Bring down Mike Mann and we can bring down the IPCC, they reckoned. It is a classic technique for the deniers movement, I have discovered, and I don't mean only those who reject the idea of global warming but those who insist that smoking doesn't cause cancer or that industrial pollution isn't linked to acid rain.”

Mean Ideas Causes Movement Rain Cancer Technique Classic Smoking Global Warming Rejects Pollution Linked Mike Acid Acid Rain

Author:Michael E. Mann

“Having an energy conversation without talking about climate is like talking about smoking and not talking about cancer.”

Energy Talking Conversation Climate Climate Change Cancer Smoking Not Talking

Author:Chris Hayes

“So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!”

Havens Drinking Coffee Quitting Smoking Marijuana Quit Smoking

Author:Sharon Olds

“My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people.”

People Thinking Cancer Related Smoking Bladder

Author:Bob Schieffer

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”

“If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.”

Ifs Pleasure Dog Silly Smoking Gambling Amazed My Dog Englishmen Canine Dog Rescue Cute Dog Man And Dog Cute Puppy Labrador Dogs Grooming Dogs

Author:George Bernard Shaw

“Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.”

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“At certain times I like sex - like after a cigarette.”

Certain Sex Smoking Cigarette Tobacco

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”

Firsts Sex Dangerous First Time Smoke Smoking Cigarette Tobacco Smokers Funny Sex Smoking Cigarettes Smoking Cigars Smoking A Pipe Tobacco Smoking Funny Smoking Pipe Smoking Cigarette Smoke

Author:Jay Leno

“I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.”

Thinking Football Habit Drinking Alcohol Drunk Smoking Gambling Looking Back Footballer Funny Drinking Vodka Funny Alcohol

Author:Stan Bowles

“Your life is in your hands, to make of it what you choose.”

Inspirational Hands Life Is Inspirational Life Encouragement Smoking You Choose Tobacco

Book:Mind Power Into the 21st Century*

Source: Mind Power Into the 21st Century*

“I am thoroughly satisfied that smoking is detrimental to the intelligence of Australians who I notice now are beginning to look sickly, pale and intellectually destitute.”

Looks Satisfied Smoking Pale Tobacco Detrimental Destitute

Author:King O'Malley

“Before the first World War women were arrested for smoking cigarettes in public, for using profanity, for appearing on beaches without stockings, for driving automobiles without a man beside them, for wearing outlandish attire for example, shorts”

Source: America in the twenties: a history

“Originality is not doing something no one else has ever done, but doing what has been done countless times with new life, new breath.”

Has Beens Done Breaths Smoking Originality New Life

Author:Marie Chapian

“I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.”

Want Pleasure Pure Smoking Marijuana

Author:Max Cannon

“Then she declared loudly, "Smoke break!" and everyone's eyes came to us, some of them shocked seeing as these days you could light up a doobie and no one would blink but if you lit up a smoke, you courted being publicly stoned to death.”

Ifs Light Eye Break Seeing Smoke These Days Smoking Shocked Lit Blink Light Up

Author:Kristen Ashley

“FLYING DOWN SUNSET SMOKING CRACK TRANSVESTITE IN THE FRONT EDDI MURPHY IN THE BACK MOP HAD ME GRINDY AND GRIDDY MARILYN MANSON, I DYED MY HAIR BLUE AND GREW SOME TITTIES”

Fronts Hair Grew Blue Hip Hop Flying Smoking Sunset Cracks Murphy Manson Transvestites

Author:Bizarre

“Privacy is dead, and social media holds the smoking gun.”

Social Media Gun Marketing Social Media Smoking Privacy Digital Marketing Social Media Marketing

Author:Pete Cashmore

“And the biggest improvement I see between 'Up in the Air' and 'Juno' and 'Thank You for Smoking' is that 'Up in the Air' deals with the complicated human stuff in a way that my other films have not. It's a more articulated film, and because of that, I'm most proud of it.”

Way Humans Film Stuff Deals Air Proud Complicated Improvement Smoking Thank You Up In The Air

Author:Jason Reitman

“I hate movies that tell people what to think. I'm proud that Democrats thought 'Thank You For Smoking' was their film and Republicans thought it was theirs. I'm proud that pro-choice people thought 'Juno' was their film and pro-life people thought it was theirs.”

People Thinking Film Hate Choices Proud Republican I Hate Democrat Smoking Thank You Pro Life

Author:Jason Reitman

“If someone else made 'Up in the Air' or 'Thank You For Smoking' or 'Juno,' I would have wanted to rip their head off. I need that same sort of passion for every project I take on.”

Ifs Needs Made Wanted Passion Air Projects Smoking Thank You Rip Up In The Air

Author:Jason Reitman

“I'm dead annoyed that I'm finding it so difficult to stop. But I am getting there [on kicking smoking habit]”

Difficult Habit Findings Smoking Annoyed Kicking

Author:Kerry Katona

“I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact.”

Real Facts Right Now Real Life Smoke Smoking Being Real Marijuana

Author:Michael Imperioli

“You are sitting and smoking; you believe that you are sitting in your pipe, and that your pipe is smoking you; you are exhaling yourself in bluish clouds. You feel just fine in this position, and only one thing gives you worry or concern: how will you ever be able to get out of your pipe?”

Giving Feels Believe Able Worry One Thing Position Fine Sitting Concern Clouds Smoking Pipe Feels Just Exhaling

Book:Artificial Paradise: On Hashish and Wine as Means of Expanding Individuality

Source: Artificial Paradise: On Hashish and Wine as Means of Expanding Individuality

“Children who willingly participate in sexual acts have the right to make that decision as well, even if it's distasteful to us personally. Some children will make poor choices just as some adults do in smoking and drinking to excess; this is part of life. When we outlaw child pornography, the prices paid for child performers rise, increasing the incentives for parents to use children against their will.”

Ifs Wells Children Use Choices Parent Decision Poor Adults Paid Drinking Smoking Performers Excess Pornography Incentives Outlaw Distasteful Smoking And Drinking Poor Choices

Author:Mary Ruwart

“One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It takes a lot off your mind when average life expectancy is forty-five minutes.”

“I get shocked by people smoking cigarettes sometimes. i get shocked by watching talk shows. people's moralities are so far below what i would consider standard.”

People Sometimes Shows Morality Standards Smoking Anarchy Cigarette Shocked Talk Shows Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Marilyn Manson

“If you say to yourself 'It's difficult to get up in the morning', 'It's hard to cease smoking', then you are already using hypnotic suggestions on yourself”

Ifs Hard Difficult Morning Cease Get Up Smoking Suggestions Hypnotic

Author:Richard Bandler

“In general, it can be said that no contemplative life is possible without ascetic self-discipline. One must learn to survive without the habit-forming luxuries which get such a hold on men today. I do not say that to be a contemplative one absolutely has to go without smoking or without alcohol, but certainly one must be able to use these things without being dominated by an uncontrolled need for them.”

Men Needs Said Self Use Today Able Life Is Habit Discipline Alcohol Luxury Smoking Self Discipline Contemplative Contemplative Life

Book:New Seeds of Contemplation

Source: New Seeds of Contemplation

“It is common knowledge that smoking is considered one of the nation's leading causes of preventable death, but it's less widely known that cigarettes are also the leading cause of fatal fires.”

Nations Causes Common Known Fire Smoking Cigarette Common Knowledge Leading Causes

Author:Ed Markey

“It is facile to imply that smoking, alcoholism, overeating, or other ingrained patters can be upended without real effort. Genuine change requires work and self-understanding of the cravings driving behaviours.”

Real Self Understanding Effort Driving Genuine Smoking Behaviour Craving Alcoholism Self Understanding Overeating

Author:Charles Duhigg

“Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.”

Heart Has Beens Causes Ought Disease Cancer Determined Smoking Warning Redneck Surgeons Heart Disease Seniority

Author:Bill Hicks

“By the year 2025, 500 million people will die of smoking. Now, that's a Vietnam War every day for 27 years. That's the Titanic sinking every 27 minutes for 27 years.”

People Years War Dies Millions Minutes Smoking Vietnam Vietnam War Sinking

Author:C. Everett Koop

“Here was this man Tom Guthrie in Holt standing at the back window in the kitchen of his house smoking cigarettes and looking out over the back lot where the sun was just coming up.”

Men House Sun Standing Window Kitchen Smoking Toms Cigarette Smoking Cigarettes

Author:Kent Haruf

“Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in consciousness is an empty high without a revolution in the distribution of power. We are not interested in the greening of Amerika except for the grass that will cover its grave.”

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