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“If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.”
“If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday.”
Source: The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac
“My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"”
“My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.”