“Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.”
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Famous George Carlin Quotes
“When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit.”
Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
Source: Brain Droppings
“Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.”
Source: 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
“What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?”
Source: 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
“If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?”