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Famous George Carlin Quotes
“I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.”
“It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.”
Source: Brain Droppings
“The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.”
Source: 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
“I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.”
Source: Last Words
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”
Source: Brain Droppings
Source: Brain Droppings
Source: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.”
“When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.”
Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“An art thief is a man who takes pictures.”
Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.”
“The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.”
“What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?”
“This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.”