“You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.”
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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.”
“You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.”
“You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.”
“You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.”
“You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.”
“You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.”
“You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.”
“You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.”
“You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.”
“You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.”
“You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.”
“You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.”
“You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.”
“You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.”
“You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.”
“You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.”
“You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.”
“You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.”
“You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.”
“You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.”
“You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.”
“You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.”
“You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.”
“You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.”
“You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.”
Source: Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs
“You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right”