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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“Happiness is a consolation for those who cannot orgasm yet … or anymore.”
“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”
“Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.”
“An ejaculation is a waste of nutrients, unless it leads to pregnancy … and intentionally.”
“Sexual energy is all too often wasted on masturbation … or sex.”
“Even priests, monks, and saints are capable of lusting after a prostitute.”
“Protected sex is, to Mother Nature, sex between a human and a doll.”
“Horniness pretty much always oversells an orgasm.”
“Slavery often masquerades as freedom.”
“Bisexuals are either way less or way more hated by a homophobe.”
“The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.”
“Our emptiness greatly exaggerates the pleasure of an orgasm, and that of being high or tipsy.”
“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?”
“Unprotected sex is often a subconscious attempt to commit delayed assisted suicide.”
“Some people are sexier and some are sexy only when they are dressed.”
“Most men see most women as sex objects, whereas most women see most men as security objects.”
“The intensity of the pleasure derived from an orgasm is compensation for its brevity.”
“Some people’s desire to look like some people is so intense that they seldom look like themselves.”
“You need to have really wasted your life to envy the young for being young.”
“Only those who have long stopped growing mentally have a problem with growing older.”
“Getting older seems to but does not make us even more mortal.”
“You cannot really stop aging. You can only delay or hide some of its effects.”
“You can only be twice someone’s age once.”
“Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.”
“A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.”
“The absence of doubt is not necessarily a sign of the presence of truth.”