“Many a man does not have a girlfriend, yet a girlfriend has him.”
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“Seeing a friend cry is not as painful as hearing an enemy laugh.”
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.”
“It is even more painful to have your heart broken by someone who you know does not deserve you.”
“Some people are gone, but not forgotten. Some are still here, but already forgotten.”
“We experience the highest degree of pleasure when our awareness is focused on our awareness.”
“The pleasure of laughing is more than doubled by the ability of making others laugh.”
“Hedonism is based on the illusion that what we enjoy inevitably leaves us in joy.”
“More than half of sexual pleasure comes from being in the present moment.”
“To chase pleasure is to be chased by pain.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“The problem with pleasure is that it needs to be intermittent in order to retain its pleasantness.”
“Fools refuse to truly believe that a thing can be both delicious or pleasurable … and harmful.”
“What some people regard as an expression of freedom is actually that of slavery.”
“Some things are so good or pleasurable that you wouldn’t wish them on your worst enemy.”
“Everlasting pain is often caused by the pursuit of fleeting pleasure.”
“They who have gone beyond the duality of pain and pleasure have nothing to escape or chase.”
“It is painful to see someone do something we do with displeasure for pleasure.”
“We are greatly enslaved by how we do not want and how we want to feel.”
Source: On Friendship: A Satirical Essay
“We are so addicted to and desperate for happiness that we are often happy for other people.”
“Our sexual pleasure happens within us, not on or inside our partners’ genitals.”
“Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.”
“A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay