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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
Source: N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
“You cannot be great at something at which you have never been good.”
“Chomie' is South African homosexual men’s unofficial name.”
“We sometimes run for our life to our death.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Technology improves the quality of our phone calls, not that of our conversations.”
“Others have the right to criticize you unfairly. And you have the right to ignore them.”
“One of the main goals and effects of stoicism is to stop an adult from being a crybaby.”
“Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.”
“The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.”
“Some lessons are best taught, not by others’ scars, but by our own wounds.”
“Sometimes people have to believe us. But they never have to believe in us.”
“Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.”
Source: The Confessions of a Misfit
“Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.”
“Smoking must be harder than not smoking. For the latter does not require any action.”
“Being open-minded dramatically reduces one’s chances of getting a permanent tattoo.”
“Technically, all tattoos are temporary, even permanent ones.”
“Some people have made some mistakes … and some mistakes have made some people.”
“Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.”
“Wisdom is finding out that a cobra is deadly; without first having to lose one’s life.”
Source: The Confessions of a Misfit
“It is humanly impossible to be unhappy while you are dancing or laughing willingly.”
“We start living in heaven as soon as we leave life … the hell alone.”
“Our mind can be in heaven while our body is in hell. And vice versa.”
“Free will is an illusion believed to be had by an illusion.”