“The number of criminals is at least a thousand times more than our highest estimate.”
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“Great customer service alone can make us buy something we know we do not need.”
“A sane man who is untidy seems crazier than a tidy man who is insane.”
Source: F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms
“We tempt others to look down on us by telling them that we look up to them.”
“Everyone is the most important person in the world to themselves.”
“Some of the facts we are denying we were told by our very own eyes.”
“The wise willingly accept the unwillingness of the foolish to accept what is as part of what is.”
“Killing a person does not lead to nearly as much pain as creating a human being.”
“It is impossible to bring a child into this world for its own sake.”
“On all of us was forced life; and, on almost all of us, the desire to remain alive.”
“Working for yourself does not make working too hard any less foolish.”
“It is a rare blessing to not want to live a second longer than you will live.”
“Politics is sports for people who think they are smart and more serious about life.”
“Those who regularly use a TV are the most likely to occasionally use a CV.”
“An overdecorated CV is usually an overcompensation for being uneducated and/or inexperienced.”
“Sometimes responding, or how we respond, proves what we are responding to disprove.”
“Intelligent people question everything. Stupid people answer every question.”
“A wise answer is even more pleasing when it is a response to a foolish question.”
“Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.”
“Useful information badly written is way more valuable than useless information well written.”
“Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.”
“Some people are disgusted by homosexuals. I’m disgusted by those people.”
“To plan is to hope … without feeling passive.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“Some people have rubbed salt into some people’s wounds by punching out their false teeth.”
Source: On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
“Technology never makes someone lazy. It sometimes reveals someone’s laziness.”