“School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.”
Source: The Confessions of a Misfit
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
Source: The Confessions of a Misfit
“School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.”
“It takes generosity to be the one teaching, and humility to be the one being taught.”
“It is pointless to teach someone a lesson by killing them.”
“Appearances can be deceiving: Some of those who own the most expensive homes look homeless.”
“In some cases, inheritance is nothing but an act of paying one’s dues with a credit card.”
Source: F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound Aphorisms
“Some of those who faked it until they made it are now faking not to have made it.”
“There are millions of ways to make millions of dollars legally.”
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.”
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
“*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.”
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
“Buying is the foundation of most women’s definition of romantic.”
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.”
“Unhappiness and the like often inspire us to perform random acts of unkindness.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
“We are all capable of doing every terrible thing that we are capable of doing.”
“People’s goodness or badness exists within not them but our minds.”
“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.”
“Some people’s unhappiness caused or was caused by some people’s happiness.”
“Most people have given back to life the power to make themselves happy.”
“Judgments are the only possible cause of unhappiness and happiness.”
“A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.”
Source: The Confessions of a Misfit
“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.”
“We all too often invite a lie by asking someone how he or she is doing.”
“We sometimes benefit way more from being lied to than the person lying to us.”