“Not everything happens for a reason; we claim that it does for a reason: to console ourselves.”
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“It is our natural and moral duty as consumers of other living things to someday die.”
“Not having expected an event makes it seem way better or worse than it really is.”
“Social networking platforms made it unnecessary to know people to know people.”
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”
“An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.”
“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.”
“Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.”
“Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.”
“A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.”
“Behind every rich employer, there is a not-so rich employee.”
“The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.”
“Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.”
“Being a bad employer is more of an achievement than being a great employee.”
“Procrastination threatens critics’ livelihood.”
Source: The Confessions of a Misfit
“Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.”
“The vast majority of people cannot possess something they value without being possessed by it.”
“Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.”
“Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.”
“Stealing someone’s money is not nearly as bad as wasting their time.”
“Some artists benefit less from being interviewed than they do from being left alone.”
“We know way too many words of wisdom, but perform all too few actions of wisdom.”
“You need brains to be a great president, not to be a president.”
“Politicians’ competence lies not in solving our problems but in convincing us that they will.”
“Only great artists have the wisdom to let go of good ideas.”
“You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.”
“Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.”