“One of the biggest problems that most men have with life is that the vagina comes with the woman.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“Some men are each a ladies’ man. Some women are each a men’s lady.”
“By calling all men dogs, women unwittingly accuse almost all women of bestiality.”
“Some women are not gold diggers. They dig for metals that are way more precious.”
“Prostitution is the art of separating the vagina from the woman, and the man from the money.”
“Some people do not mind losing the person or thing that some people would kill to have.”
“Some marriages end before the wife has had enough time to fall in love with the husband.”
“All too often, a man gets into debt mainly, or even only, to get inside a woman or women.”
“It is almost always, not just ‘Mr Right’, but ‘Mr Right … For Now’.”
“Those who think they are against prostitution are in fact merely against sex being sold directly.”
“In some cases, it is not the person that has changed, but their decision not to be themselves.”
“Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos.”
“It is usually those whose love is fake that have a compulsion to prove their love.”
“Some people rushed into divorce even faster than they rushed into marriage.”
“Marriage is often a failed secret attempt to change someone.”
“Most great men are turned off by women who fail to see their greatness.”
“Size definitely counts: some things are too small … and some are too big.”
“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”
“There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.”
“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.”
Source: N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
“A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.”
“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.”