“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
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“Alfred Austin said, "Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are."”
“My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.”
“You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
“The way to a man's heart is through his hanky pocket with a breadknife.”
“Sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his talleywacker.”
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
Source: Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends
“Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.”
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!”