“I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”
Source: Not Much Fun: The Lost Poems of Dorothy Parker
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“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.”
Source: The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde
“You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
Source: First trilogy: Herself surprised: To be a pilgrim. The horse's mouth
“My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.”
“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
“Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.”
“Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.”
“Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.”
Source: The Poems of Catullus
“Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.”
“Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.”
Source: The World According to Martha
“This is love: to fly toward a secret sky”
Source: The Rumi Collection: An Anthology of Translations of Mevlâna Jalâluddin Rumi
“The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.”
“If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.”
Source: The Collected Autobiographies of Maya Angelou