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“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

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Book:A little book in C major

Source: A little book in C major

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?”

“Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”

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Book:The wit and wisdom of Mae West

Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West

“A hard man is good to find.”

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Author:Mae West

“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”

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Book:Tight Little Island

Source: Tight Little Island

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”