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“If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.”

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Author:John Kenneth Galbraith

“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”

Source: Peter's people

“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.”

“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.”

“Two wrongs don't make a right.”

Source: The GFG: The Guid Freendly Giant: The BFG in Scots

“If you are in trouble anywhere in the world, an airplane can fly over and drop flowers, but a helicopter can land and save your life.”

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Author:Igor Sikorsky

“The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage.”

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Author:George H. W. Bush

“I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground.”

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Author:Naomi Campbell

“To me, an airplane is a great place to diet.”

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Author:Wolfgang Puck

“The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas for months at a time. My family and I arrived by modern commercial aviation, which was infinitely worse.”

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Book:Dave Barry Talks Back

Source: Dave Barry Talks Back