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“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
“I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.”
Source: Everyone's Mark Twain
“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
“The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.”
“I'm pushing 60 years of age...and that's enough exercise for me.”
“It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.”