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“It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day. Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it. I don't think that I mastered anything beyond the date (which I knew) and the signature (which I guessed at). There's a singular and a perpetual charm in a letter of yours; it never grows old, it never loses its novelty. Other letters are read and thrown away and forgotten, but yours are kept forever - unread. One of them will last a reasonable man a lifetime.”

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Author:Thomas Bailey Aldrich
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“Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.”

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Author:Martina Navratilova
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“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”

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Author:Johnny Carson
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“A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.”

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Author:Dwight D. Eisenhower
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