“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
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“The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.”
“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Source: 101 Facts of life
“It is better to be quotable than to be honest.”
Source: Tom Stoppard in Conversation
“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”
“The truth is more important than the facts.”
Source: Letters to Architects
“You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.”
“All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.”
Source: Deconstructing Harry
“No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.”
Source: Mark Twain's Fables of Man
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
“If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth”
Source: Afterthoughts
“I believe in the truth of fairy-tales more than I believe in the truth in the newspaper.”