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“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”

“There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.”

People Dog Cute Buying Pet Going Out Puppy Puppy Dog Puppies And Dogs Cute Dog Cute Puppy Dobermans

Author:Angus Young

“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

Life Humor Happiness Animal Dog Warm Pet Puppy

Author:Charles M. Schulz

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

“People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.”

People Writing Episodes Epic Happy Endings Puppy

Author:Joss Whedon

“I have to tell you I love living in a world without clocks. The shackles are gone. I’m a puppy unleashed in a meadow of time. -- Stargirl”

World Gone Clock Puppy Meadows Shackles Unleashed Stargirl

Book:Love, Stargirl

Source: Love, Stargirl

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”

Source: Mark Twain-Howells Letters: The Correspondence of Samuel L. Clemens and William D. Howells, 1872-1910

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.”

Source: A Celebration of Dogs

“They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.”

Source: The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

“I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?”

People Ifs World Looks Littles Persons Would Be Lying Havens Kicks Look At Me Better Place Puppy

Book:Oh My Goth

Source: Oh My Goth

“Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies.”

Cat Blind Thyself Puppy

Book:The Dramatic Works of William Shakspeare: From the Text of Johnson, Stevens, and Reed; with Glossarial Notes, His Life, and a Critique on His Genius & Writings

Source: The Dramatic Works of William Shakspeare: From the Text of Johnson, Stevens, and Reed; with Glossarial Notes, His Life, and a Critique on His Genius & Writings

“Jill told me that when you're really in love, you know right away. I'm not exactly sure how this happens. Is it like a flash of lightning? Like an angel tapping you on the shoulder? Or is it similar to choosing a puppy? You think you're picking the cutest one, but really you wind up going home with the one who keeps insisting on climbing into your lap.”

Thinking Knows Home Happens Love You Wind Angel Shoulders Climbing Flash Lightning Lap Puppy Insisting Going Home Tapping Cutest

Book:Local Girls

Source: Local Girls

“There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog”

Source: King Solomon's Ring

“Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren't ask what a 'hush puppy' is. Hel: Don't.”

Earth Asks Paper Flying Beer Meat Ritual Primitive Plates Insects Puppy Elbows Hush

Author:Trevanian

“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.”

Source: The Diary of Sigmund Freud 1929-1939: A Record of the Final Decade

“Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.”

Lying Dog My Dog Puppy Canine Dog Lover Puppy Dog Dog Love Great Dog Poodle Dogs Puppies And Dogs I Love My Dog Love My Dog Puppy Love Puppies And Love Lost Dog Pups

Book:Complete Poetry of Rudyard Kipling: Complete 570+ Poems in One Volume: Songs from Novels and Stories, The Seven Seas Collection, Ballads and Barrack-Room Ballads, An Almanac of Twelve Sports, The Five Nations, The Years Between…

Source: Complete Poetry of Rudyard Kipling: Complete 570+ Poems in One Volume: Songs from Novels and Stories, The Seven Seas Collection, Ballads and Barrack-Room Ballads, An Almanac of Twelve Sports, The Five Nations, The Years Between…

“Conceited little mega-puppy.”

Littles Puppy Conceited Mega

Book:The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Source: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend.”

Funny Loses Dog Tails Puppy Puppy Dog Cute Dog Cute Puppy Short Dog Sad Dog

Author:June Carter Cash

“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”

Knows Speak Know How Dog Pet My Dog Puppy Puppy Dog Pet Dog Pet Loss Puppies And Dogs Dogs And Life Dog Loss Love My Dog Dog Grief Pet Grief Dog Days Owning A Pet

Author:Orhan Pamuk

“I told them he'd be able to get you to go out." Rianne folded her winnings and tucked the bills into her blazer pocket. "Look at him." "He's right here, Ri," Carla murmured, shooting Keenan an apologetic look. "We've tried to teach her manners, but..." She shrugged. "It's like housebreaking a dog. If we'd had her when she was a puppy, maybe." Rianne smacked her on the arm, but she was grinning. "Woof, woof.”

Ifs Looks Able Winning Teach Dog Arms Bills Manners Shooting Pockets Puppy Grinning Apologetic Blazers

Author:Melissa Marr

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”

Source: It's Always Something

“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”

Source: A Hunter's Fireside Book: Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs. She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppies was going to take some getting used to, she thought. On impulse, she brought up her hands, turned her fingers into claws. Hissed. Cool.”

Littles Hands Romance Used Eating Fingers Impulse Puppy Fangs Claws

Book:Dark Lover: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood

Source: Dark Lover: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood

“He had a newspaper rolled in his hand, bearing down on me like a puppy that had piddled on the carpet. "Bad Chloe,” I muttered. "What?” I’d forgotten his bionic hearing. “Bad Chloe.” I gestured at the rolled-up paper and put out my hand. “Get it over with.”

Hands Paper Forgotten Hearing Newspapers Carpet Puppy Chloe Bionics

Author:Kelley Armstrong

“An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.”

Source: I and Thou

“I like dogs Big dogs Little dogs Fat dogs Doggy dogs Old dogs Puppy dogs I like dogs A dog that is barking over the hill A dog that is dreaming very still A dog that is running wherever he will I like dogs.”

Littles Stills Dream Bigs Running Dog Fats Hills Puppy Puppy Dog Old Dog Dog Love Over The Hill

Author:Margaret Wise Brown

“hi, puppy." she's not a puppy. She's a girl," Nancy's mother says. Nancy pats me and says, "Good puppy. Nice puppy." When he mother bends down to pull her away, she wraps both arms around my legs and wails. "No! My puppy!”

Mother Girl Nice Arms Legs Wraps Puppy Nancy

Book:Bliss

Source: Bliss

“Hounds follow those who feed them.”

Dog My Dog Puppy Hounds Puppy Dog Cute Dog Cute Puppy Hound Dogs

Author:Otto von Bismarck

“Ooh..I want one" - Bex They're not puppies." -Cammie”

Author:Ally Carter

“Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What’re you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day?”

Secret Angel Cute Puppy Cute Puppy Top Secret

Author:Richelle Mead

“Try looking at your mind as a wayward puppy that you are trying to paper train. You don't drop-kick a puppy into the neighbor's yard every time it piddles on the floor. You just keep bringing it back to the newspaper.”

Trying Mind Paper Patience Train Neighbor Newspapers Kicks Yards Puppy

Book:Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life

Source: Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life

“Just remember, sometimes people will put you ahead of themselves. It does happen. (Leta) Yeah, the whole world is just rainbows and puppies. Boy Scouts really do help old ladies cross the street without mugging them and no one ever ignores a trauma victim’s screams. (Aiden)”

People World Doe Sometimes Whole Helping Happens Remember Boys Streets Crosses Victim Yeah Trauma Whole World Scream Rainbow Puppy Old Lady Boy Scout

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I don’t know nothing about birthing puppies, Miss Scarlett, but I can cleave the head off a Daimon without breaking a sweat. (Valerius)”

Knows I Can Missing Sweat Puppy Birthing

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

Whole Mother Girl Dog Dangerous Bears Angry Extremes Ems Puppy Predator Puppy Dog Cubs Hives Licking Cranky Wasps

Author:James Patterson

“A young wolfhound must meet his first wolf someday, but if the wolf sees him as a puppy, if he acts the puppy, the wolf will surely kill him. The wolfhound must be a wolfhound in the wolf's eyes even more than in his own, if he is to survive.”

Ifs Firsts Eye Young Someday Puppy

Book:The Great Hunt: Book Two of 'The Wheel of Time'

Source: The Great Hunt: Book Two of 'The Wheel of Time'

“Riley : "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on." Mercy: "Sorry, I don't beat defenseless puppies.”

Want Beats Cat Mercy Sorry Puppy Claws Defenseless Kitties Kitty Cat

Author:Nalini Singh

“Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)”

Would Be Kicks Puppy

Book:Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant

Source: Sherrilyn Kenyon and Dianna Love - A B.A.D. Collection: Phantom in the Night, Whispered Lies, Silent Truth and an excerpt from Alterant

“It was as if the power and loneliness of the vampires' world had combined with the group oriented puppy-pile world of the shapeshifters and made something new.”

Ifs World Made Groups Loneliness Vampire Something New Puppy Shapeshifters

Author:Laurell K. Hamilton

“I will be known forever as the Puppy who chased a cutpurse and caught fish garbage instead. My descendants will pretend I'm not in their bloodline. No – no one will want to make descendants with me. [from Beka Cooper's journal of her first day as a new Dog i.e. cop]”

Want Firsts Known Forever Dog Caught Fishes Cop Journal Garbage Puppy Descendants Bloodline Beka Cooper

Author:Tamora Pierce

“As I dive between the legs of a big Gunnar, I see Mair wind up and slam her shockstick hard as she can between the V of another guy’s thighs. Falling, he makes a noise that I can’t say I’ve heard a human utter before, sort of like I imagine a puppy would sound being put through a juicer.”

Humans I Can Hard Bigs Guy Fall Sound Imagine Heard Wind Legs Noise Puppy Thighs Slam

Book:Grimspace

Source: Grimspace

“And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy’s floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it.” (Charles)”

My Sister Offering Mama Puppy

Author:Georgette Heyer

“You must have had such a great childhood with a man like that for your father. (Delphine) Yeah. All puppy dogs and rainbows and those weird furry people with padded coat hangers on their heads that look like space aliens on acid. (Jericho)”

People Men Looks Father Space Childhood Dog Yeah Aliens Rainbow Coats Acid Puppy Puppy Dog Jericho Furry Hangers Space Aliens Coat Hangers

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.”

Doors Car Crime Elites Puppy Kicking Heartless Slam Heinous Crimes

Author:Lisi Harrison

“Everything I know, I learned from dogs.”

Knows Inspirational Dog Pet My Dog Puppy Puppy Dog Dog Love Great Dog Puppies And Dogs Cute Dog Great Pet Cute Puppy I Love My Dog Love My Dog Puppy Love Puppies And Love

Book:The Novels of Nora Roberts

Source: The Novels of Nora Roberts

“BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").”

Names Courtesy Max Puppy Roaches

Author:Rachel Renée Russell

“Look, I'm not a demon here. I don't eat babies or kick puppies. I just tell the truth." She shrugged. "Can I help it if that makes the liars of the world angry?”

Ifs World Looks Helping Baby Angry Kicks Demon Telling The Truth Liars Puppy

Book:Night's Edge: Dancers in the Dark\Her Best Enemy\Someone Else's Shadow

Source: Night's Edge: Dancers in the Dark\Her Best Enemy\Someone Else's Shadow

“He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor).”

Running Metaphor Pet Formation Puppy

Author:Ally Carter