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Famous George Carlin Quotes
“No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.”
“Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.”
“The future will soon be a thing of the past.”
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“And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National”
“Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.”
“Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?”
“Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.”
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“If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.”
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“Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.”
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“So far, this is the oldest I've been.”
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“Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?”
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“I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.”
“Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.”
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