“Men are born with nothing with which to buy. Women are born with something to sell.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“Some women are not gold diggers. They dig for metals that are way more precious.”
“Prostitution is the art of separating the vagina from the woman, and the man from the money.”
“Some marriages end before the wife has had enough time to fall in love with the husband.”
“All too often, a man gets into debt mainly, or even only, to get inside a woman or women.”
“Those who think they are against prostitution are in fact merely against sex being sold directly.”
“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.”
Source: N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
“A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.”
“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.”
Source: Divided & Conquered
“Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.”
Source: Divided & Conquered
“If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special.”
“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.”
“To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.”
“Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.”
“Finding peace of mind usually demands that we lose some things and some people.”
“Saving money, when buying an unnecessary thing, leads to wasting time, when using the thing.”
“Some products are superior to some products, but are unnecessary to some people.”
“The saving of money is usually the delaying of the wasting of money.”
“I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things.”