Delphi Complete Works of Samuel Butler...
A source page for quotes linked to Samuel Butler.
“Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.”
“Don't learn to do, but learn in doing.”
“[P]oetry resembles metaphysics: one does not mind one's own, but one does not like anyone else's.”
“Prayers are to men as dolls are to children.”
“Words are like money; there is nothing so useless, unless when in actual use.”
“Sensible people get the greater part of their own dying done during their own lifetime”
“Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.”
“The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.”
“The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.”
“It is tact that is golden, not silence.”
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
“Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.”
“Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.”
“Life is not an exact science, it is an art.”
“To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.”
“Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.”
“All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.”
“Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.”
“If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.”
“If I die prematurely at any rate I shall be saved from being bored to death by my own success.”
“Look before you leap for as you sow, ye are like to reap.”
“Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.”
“The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.”
“Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning.”
“From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.”
“Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.”
“If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.”
“The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor.”