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“I play Beethoven and Bach. At the same time, Biggie is my dog.”
“There's a lot of Kenya that's not like me. I like Birkenstocks, granola, my dog Pops.”
“No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”
Source: For a Handful of Feathers
“My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.”
Source: The Divinity of Dogs: True Stories of Miracles Inspired by Man's Best Friend
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not”
“My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.”
Source: James Thurber: Writings & Drawings (including The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)
“I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog.”
Source: The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever
Source: Red Wolves and Black Bears
“No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.”
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
“I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.”
“I'm constantly lying to my dog. He only responds to manipulation and blackmail.”
“My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.”
“In my next life, I want to come back as one of my dogs. They live nicely.”
“I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.”
“Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.”