“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
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“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness
Source: The Road: Classic American Literature
“I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.”
“I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known.”
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
Source: Dave Barry Talks Back
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Source: Chips Off the Old Benchley
“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.”
Source: Letters of Mr. Alexander Pope: And Several of His Friends
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”
Source: Not That You Asked...
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
“Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.”
Source: Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day
Source: The Portable Steinbeck
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.”
“People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.”
“Every dog must have his day.”
Source: The works of Jonathan Swift ...: with copious notes and additions, and a memoir of the author
Source: Thurber's Dog's: A Collection of the Master's Dogs
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
Source: Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels
“Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.”
Source: Andy Warhol's exposures
Source: Dialogues of Alfred North Whitehead
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)