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“We make ourselves fools to disport ourselves And spend our flatteries to drink those men Upon whose age we void it up again With poisonous spite and envy.”

Men Age Fool Drink Envy Spite Void Flattery Poisonous

Book:The works of William Shakespeare

Source: The works of William Shakespeare

“It’s okay to show up at a guy’s house with a dozen roses and declare your undying affection. It’s okay to have too much to drink and call your ex twenty times and then to be mortally embarrassed when you realize your number must have shown up on his caller I.D. It’s okay, because making a fool of yourself for love is ultimately about you, how much you have to give and the distance you will travel to keep your heart wide open when everything around you makes you feel like slamming it shut and soldering it closed.”

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Author:Veronica Chambers

“Whom drink made wits, though nature made them fools.”

Made Fool Drink Wit

Book:The poetical works of Charles Churchill, with notes by W. Tooke. with a memoir by J.L. Hannay

Source: The poetical works of Charles Churchill, with notes by W. Tooke. with a memoir by J.L. Hannay

“The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home Rule; But the best Home Rule for him, as far as I can understand, Is the abolition of strong drink from the land.”

Men Littles I Can Home Strong Doubt Land He Man Fool Habit Drink Drunk No Doubt Abolition Advocating Strong Drink Home Rule

Author:William Topaz McGonagall

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

Source: The Good Life According to Hemingway

“'Tis dangerous to take a cold, to sleep, to drink; but I tell you, my lord fool, out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.”

Sleep Lord Dangerous Danger Flower Fool Cold Drink Safety Pluck Nettles

Book:Histories of Shakespeare in Plain and Simple English (a Modern Translation and the Original Version)

Source: Histories of Shakespeare in Plain and Simple English (a Modern Translation and the Original Version)

“Someone said drink the water, but I will drink the wine Someone said take a poor man, the rich don't have a dime Go fool yourself, if you will, I just haven't got the time I'll give you back your water, and I will take the wine.”

Ifs Men Giving Said Water Poor Rich Havens Fool Drink Wine Poor Man Dimes

Author:Frank Sinatra

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.”

“My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.”

Should Fool Drink Kissing Wine Noses Kiss Me

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Jonathan Swift (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Jonathan Swift (Illustrated)

“A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.”

Ifs Men Age Artist Stupid Fool Drink Drinking Alcohol Beer Architect Great Drinking Great Alcohol Don't Drink Alcohol

Author:Frank Lloyd Wright

“I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.”

Writing Book Hands Funny Politics Dangerous Fool Drink Weapons Humorous Witty Favors Beer Sarcastic Foolishness Typewriters

Author:David Gerrold

“On Waterloo Bridge where we said our goodbyes, the weather conditions bring tears to my eyes. I wipe them away with a black woolly glove And try not to notice I've fallen in love On Waterloo Bridge I am trying to think: This is nothing. you're high on the charm and the drink. But the juke-box inside me is playing a song That says something different. And when was it wrong? On Waterloo Bridge with the wind in my hair I am tempted to skip. You're a fool. I don't care. the head does its best but the heart is the boss- I admit it before I am halfway across”

Source: Two Cures for Love: Selected Poems 1979-2006