“I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.”
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Great Golf Quotes
“My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.”
“The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.”
Source: More Matter: Essays And Criticism
“The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.”
Source: Bobby Jones on Golf
“A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.”
“The mind messes up more shots than the body.”
Source: How to keep your temper on the golf course
“A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.”
Source: Dead Solid Perfect
“Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.”
“You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.”
“You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.”
“They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.”
“I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.”
“I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.”
“If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.”
“Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.”
“Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well.”
“His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.”
“Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.”
“In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.”
“Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.”
“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.”
“Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.”
Source: Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf
“Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.”
Source: Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf
“On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.”