“I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.”
Source: Mark Twain in Eruption (Abridged, Annotated)
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“Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.”
Source: Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of . . .
“I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.”
“Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.”
“There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.”
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.”
Source: Three Men in a Boat
“How will I be remembered? As a technician or artist? As a humorist or a visionary?”
“Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.”
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations
“It is your human environment that makes climate”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“We should make the poor uncomfortable and kick them out of poverty.”
“Do not complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.”
“Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.”
“I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.”
Source: Sombrero Fallout
Source: Works
“If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.”
“The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.”
Source: Twain: Collected Tales, Sketches, Speeches, and Essays, Volume 1: 1852-1890