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“[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things.”
“There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.”
“[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist.”
“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.”
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
“Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”
“It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.”
“But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.”
“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
“Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.”
“If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”
“Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.”
“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
“Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.”
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”