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“Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.”
“I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.”
“That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.”
“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
“I am only human, although I regret it.”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”
“This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.”
“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.”
“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.”
“No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.”
“The funniest things are the forbidden.”
“Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.”
“No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.”
“All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.”
“At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass”
“Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.”
“Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion”
“Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking”