“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
Source: Plays Volume One
“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”
“What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.”