“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”
“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”
“Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.”