“Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.” InspirationalFunnySportsHumorousHumbleMartial ArtsLionsKittenBe HumbleStay Humble Author:Carlson Gracie
“We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” TurnsSportsTeamStupidBuildingDegreesHumorousAthleteWittySillyDumbNbaTeamworkStupid PeopleTeam BuildingBasketball PlayerTeam WorkSports TeamTeamwTeam WorkingBuilding A TeamNba PlayerFunny SportsFunniest SportsYou Re StupidStupid SportsStupid CelebrityReally DumbStupid FunnyDumb SportsDumbest CelebrityDumb CelebrityFunny TeamworkSilly StupidFunny Team Author:Jason Kidd
“Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.” InspirationalSaidRunningFunnyWinningLostSportsLosesVictoryLosingHumorousBlameCoachesTennisHockeyInspirational SportsFunny InspirationalAthleticVolleyballAnatomyWinning And LosingWin Or LoseGreat SportsWill To WinBest SportsGreatest SportsGreat Inspirational SportsSporting EventsRunning WaterAthletic InspirationalFunny SimpsonsPlayer To CoachWinning LosingI Will WinBeer LoveGreat HockeyFunniest SimpsonsTennis BallsBasketball WinningMotivation To WinWinning SportsGrey's AnatomyInspirational TennisGreat SimpsonsWinning BasketballGreat AthleticGreat WinningBadminton Author:Martina Navratilova
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” LifeFunnyUsedFallSportsMusicianTrainingHumorousDrinkingGlassesWittyAlcoholIceRock N RollDrinking AlcoholFunny DrinkingGreat DrinkingFunny AlcoholCubesJoggingDrinking FunnyGreat AlcoholRockersFunny Sports Author:David Lee Roth
“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.” WayFunnyHappinessSuccessStrongSportsRaceEducationHistoryBattleHumorousGamblingGambleBettingMurphys LawGambling And Love Author:Damon Runyon
“The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.” EndsDeathSportsAnimalDyingPerspectiveDependsPerceptionHumorousGunShootingConcentrationHuntingFascinationAnimal CrueltyAnimal LifeKindness To AnimalsJeevesAbused Animals Book:A Wodehouse Bestiary Source: A Wodehouse Bestiary
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” InspirationalFunnySportsHumorousMachinesMy FavoriteActressesComedianWellnessGymFitnessHilariousGymnasiumsVending Machines Author:Caroline Rhea
“I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds, so I couldn't play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee.” GivingIdeasPlayWantedYoungSportsVisionCareersFeetFootballBasketballGiving UpSixHumorousPoundsTallAmerican FootballSportsmanshipParametersRefereeFunny Motivational Author:Jay Leno
“The interesting thing about coaching is that you have to trouble the comfortable, and comfort the troubled” FunnySportsChangeInterestingTroublePoliticianComfortComfortableTrainingHumorousCoachesCoachingComfort ZoneInspirational SportsComfortingMaking ChangesInteresting Things Author:Ric Charlesworth
“If a man….who’s playing in front of the public, is being well paid, and he doesn’t dedicate himself to the job, I’d be hard on him. If I could I would put him in jail, out of the road of society. Because he’s a menace” IfsMenWellsHardFunnyJobsSportsSocietyFrontsFootballHumorousPaidIf I CouldJailDedicationFootballerMenace Author:Bill Shankly
“Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.” AgeFunnySportsIssuesHumorousOld AgeArticlesFewerResentSports IllustratedSwimsuits Author:George Burns