Marriage Humor Quotes
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Marriage Humor Quotes
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”
“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”
“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
“Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.”
“I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always”