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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

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Author:Groucho Marx
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“If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.”

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Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
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“Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.”

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Book:Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
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“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

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Author:Jack Benny
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“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”

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Author:Robert Anderson
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